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This cake is going to be perfect
The kind of cake of which I dreamed since I was small
Everypony will gather round
Take a big bite and gulp it down
What they don't know is that I have poisoned it!

That cake was going to be perfect
the kind of cake of which I dreamed since I was small
but if they eat that cake
there will be nothing to celebrate
cos that evil pony's gone and poisoned it!

I could care less about this dress
I just want them to eat the cake
Oh I will be lying when I say
This cake is very yummy
You should put it in your tummy
The truth is that it will kill them all!

No I will not eat it too
In my tum there is no room
But I still want them
To eat it and die!

We must escape before its too late
Find a way, destroy that cake
Hope Im lying when I say
I fear that they will eat it
And therefore they will beat it
I fear the worst will happen cos of this!

For I oh so love the groom
But if that cake he does consume.. :'(
Oh shining armour,
Don't eat cake anytime soon!

Finally the moment has arrived
For them to eat the cake and die
Oh the wedding we wont make
They'll end up eating a poisoned cake
Shining armour wont be alive!
(he'll be dead)
I honestly don't know what to say about this.
It was in my brain, and now its on the internet.

(you get a cookie if you recognise the quote there)

oh well :P
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XcubX Jun 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
*extremely sarcastic cough*


What
In
The
Name
Of
Celestia
Did
I
Read???!!!
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:iconlozziej:
aheh..heh..









i have no idea.
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:iconxcubx:
XcubX Jun 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:XD::XD:

the rhymes arent really all that brilliant either :/
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:iconlozziej:
you dont say.
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