This cake is going to be perfect
The kind of cake of which I dreamed since I was small
Everypony will gather round
Take a big bite and gulp it down
What they don't know is that I have poisoned it!
That cake was going to be perfect
the kind of cake of which I dreamed since I was small
but if they eat that cake
there will be nothing to celebrate
cos that evil pony's gone and poisoned it!
I could care less about this dress
I just want them to eat the cake
Oh I will be lying when I say
This cake is very yummy
You should put it in your tummy
The truth is that it will kill them all!
No I will not eat it too
In my tum there is no room
But I still want them
To eat it and die!
We must escape before its too late
Find a way, destroy that cake
Hope Im lying when I say
I fear that they will eat it
And therefore they will beat it
I fear the worst will happen cos of this!
For I oh so love the groom
But if that cake he does consume..
Oh shining armour,
Don't eat cake anytime soon!
Finally the moment has arrived
For them to eat the cake and die
Oh the wedding we wont make
They'll end up eating a poisoned cake
Shining armour wont be alive!
(he'll be dead)